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For 150 years Rotten Dragon has stood as a mainstay in the Fast Food department. We look forward to contuning our tradition.

"To LAUGH IS HUMAN! Laugh twice a day, at the minimum! Laugh at the clouds, laugh at the sun, laugh at your mom- but be warned, okay! There are two laughs. One is a laugh of happiness, and it is pure and full of hope. The other is a dark cold scorful laugh of spite. Which laugh will win, you ask?

The one you feed!!

I TELL YOU! Do not fear death, for death is the hardest laugh of all!

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